Friday, April 8, 2011

360 Degree Sailcloth Bags


I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR THE BEACH!

These tough and sturdy sail bags are made from recycled sails that once navigated the Seven Seas. Well, maybe not all Seven Seas, but at least one of them. In fact, each sail bag indicates what sea it has sailed, what type of boat it came from, and the type of sail it once was.

Each sailcloth bag has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached. Sails are darned tough and water resistant, which makes these sailcloth bags perfect for carrying around your stuff. If sails can stand up to Mother Nature, they're not going to have any problem toting around laptops, cell phones, books, anvils, sunscreen, etc.

Features & specs:


  • Made from recycled sails
  • Machine washable
  • Zippered inner pockets

    Totally Original - SEE WHY!


    Every 360 Degree Sailcloth Bag includes a tag which states what type of boat your recycled sail bag came from, the type of sail it used to be, and the oceans it has traveled.

    It's pretty cool to know that your bag was once sailing the Baltic Sea as Jib 1 on a sailing ship.

    Sturdy construction ensures a long life
    Each 360 Degree Sailcloth Bag is made from a recycled sail. However, don't think that these bags are where old sails go to die.
    Each recycled sail has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached. No dried up flakes of salt are going to fall off your bag and you're not going to catch some sort of strange sea disease or scurvy.
    Plus, these sail bags are tough and sturdy. Triple stitching and thick nylon straps and edges ensure a long life for each sail bag.

    Choose from two styles of Sailcloth Bags

    The Tender Bag

    The Recycled Sailcloth Tender Bag is about 18" x 14" (18" x 18" unfolded) and features four zippered pouches on the inside to hold smaller items. Use the Tender Bag as your everyday work bag, for traveling, or for trips to the beach, lake, or wherever you go where you need to carry stuff.


    The inside of the Tender Bag features four zippered pouches to hold all of your smaller items such as your wallet, sunscreen lotion, and your favorite DVDs, Ambient Fire and Ambient Water. Hey, it's been a while since we had a really obnoxious cross promo on our site.

    The Beach Bag

    The Sailcloth Beach Bag, as its name suggests, is designed for hauling stuff to the beach and back. Since we're located in Missouri and the closest thing to a beach are piles of finely ground concrete on the banks of the M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i River, we use our Sailcloth Beach Bag for shopping, work stuff, and carrying gigantic piles of money.
    We found that we can fit 36 trashy romance novels inside the recycled Sailcloth Beach Bag. That's enough for a few fortnight's worth of mind-numbing literature.

    GET ONE AT GYPSYMARKETS.NET - THEY ARE AWESOME!

    Let us know what you think!

    Monday, March 7, 2011

    Bottle of Wine Giant Glass


    Why share? Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine.


    The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the "classy" continuum between "a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Nightrain" and drinking straight from the bottle. And that's exactly where we like to be.



    Maybe I can't smell the hints of chocolate or raspberry while swirling a fine Chardonnay. But I can put that entire bottle of self-indulgent smugness into my giant wine glass and make you pay another $75 so you can have some. And yes, I do bring my own wine glass to restaurants.



    • Holds a 750mL bottle of wine
    • Allows you to drink bum-wines in a classy fashion
    • Dimensions: 9" tall x 3.5" diameter


    Gives "Yes, waiter, I'll take a glass of your finest rosé" a whole new meaning



    Savoring the complex aromas of a fine wine

    is equally obnoxious no matter the size of your glass.
    However, the larger the glass, the more awesome the party.

    Yes, it really holds an entire bottle of wine!
    In order to test out the capacity claims of the Bottle of Wine Glass, we quickly grabbed a bottle of wine and poured the entire thing into the glass. Test done, right? Not at all! We had to make sure it could also hold the contents as we guzzled down that entire bottle.
    Thankfully, pictures were taken of this wine experiment. Enjoy!

    Hypothesis Confirmed: The Bottle of Wine Glass does indeed hold an entire bottle of wine. YEAH!

    Tuesday, March 1, 2011

    Gypsy Markets Grand Opening!


    Gypsy Markets.net – Choose Magic Over Predictability

    Imagine that you could shop all in one place for the most unique and magical gifts or personal items on the web.  Stand out from the crowd with items that you just don’t see everyday.  We imagined it too and decided, let’s build it!
    Do you have a craft or product that you would like to showcase on our site?  Please contact me! It is hard to sell your crafts or products if you don't know how or have time to build a website.  Let us do it for you!  Get discovered and be seen 24/7 around the globe.  The trend shows that more and more people enjoy the ease of shopping online - so list your craft or product for free on gypsymarkets.net!
    Gypsy Markets is the online shopping destination that allows you to browse unusual and original products from an array of exclusive boutiques to the shop around the corner just waiting to be discovered. Your next favorite purchase (or sell)could be just a window away.  So, visit often, bookmark this site, let us know your thoughts and help us create the most fabulous online shopping site for you.


    More posts to come!  Keep an eye out!